Dream Lover: John Wick

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My dream lover is John Wick. John Wick Numero Uno. Not really the actor, KR. But his character, John Wick. He is damn FINE. I want to get a room in the Continental with him and then tell him, “Loverboy, break the fucking bed.” “But, darling, make sure I’m in it.”

I hope to run into John Wick at the Continental at World Trade in a week or so.

Oh, Earl Temp. Oh yah, I know that girlie wants him. He’s my first husband. Or is it Earl Temp “Reeves.” Dunno how they worked that out.

Why am I into John? Look at the way he loves his wife, Helen. From the franchise, we learned:

  1. Never mess with a Man’s Wife.
  2. Never mess with a Man’s Car
  3. Never mess with a Man’s dog

And because I am the Nadie Importante to His Baba Yaga.

We’d make a daring duo. Dangerous even.

~emma ruth