Maybelline + Alyssa

Oh, Maybelline, why would you ever think I’d stab you in the back like that, girl? I promised your Father that I would always watch out for you. You’re like a little sister-cousin of mine. Deleon and Concepcion get along. You are already a Princess of Maharlika. A Miss Hawaii.

Because of what you misread and misinterpreted, class of 1986 was bothering my ass all day long, starting in the morning. And I tole their triflin asses to leave me be and let me have my beauty rest and that I’ll talk to them when my ass wakes up. SHIT.

Yes, Ivan is yours. We all know that, Maybelline.

You’re not AI, are you Maybelline? Don’t pay too close attention to numbers and photos.

Alyssa Sandoval and the other Alyssa are HOT mad that they ain’t a THE to put the name on the MAP. Alysa Liu and Alyssa Milano already did that. They always been haters of mine. IDGAF. I’m too blessed to be stressed.

You were crying for nothing, Maybelline. Why would you say that about your Father, Maybelline. Well me and my Dad… mebbe, but I was drugged. Don’t remember a damn thing. I wouldn’t say I was raped… Just REAPED… Cause I’m an Angel.

Be an Angel, Maybelline, especially your Father’s Angel.

~emma ruth