Tag: keanu reeves

Hello there, Sir. You’ve been a wonderful ‘asset’ to me for the last 6 years. Using you and your notable characters have assisted me quite considerably. I don’t think you and I actually formally met. However, if it still matters, concerning you, I am always Team Sandy. it was because of Kim, your other girlfriend, things didn’t work out with Sandy.

I have a daughter with a “John Wick”. But then again I have about 30 to 31 kiddos with 15 or so former boyfriends.

I would like to leave to World Trade, Mr. Keanu Reeves. Nice quotes, but can you possibly lend support for me, my brother, and my Dad to finally return to the world I am from, Good Sir.

Yes, I am interested in John Wick. We don’t think that’s you though. But as you can see, Sir. I plan to spend considerable time with my Father who I haven’t seen since I am 4 years old and my Mother whom I never knew and is married to one of your cousins, Mr. Keanu Reeves.

And yes, spend time with my wuvvies. That is something I look forward to, Good Sir.

~emma ruth