A Ruthie

Yes, Tara Jean, you can be a Ruth Emma. You can choose between using Ruth Emma or Ruth Emma Cleveland [-caldwell]. Because I love you, girl, even if you break my heart. I respect your family and always loved you.

You can’t be a Tara. Already in my academy. Can’t be a Jean nor a Joan either. But I will allow you to be a Ruth Emma. We’ll call you “Ruthie.” I’m Emme.

And now you’re Academy with your sister Laura and New York University, for certain. Now I’ll just call you Ruthie.

~emma ruth

ruth emma + names

I’d really appreciate it if you don’t try to be clever and even use ‘Ruth Emma’ out there publicly. Though mine is actually Emma Ruth. It’s like saying you’re Charles Keanu or Jean Tara or Jessica Sara Parker or Ann Lee Womack. I mean why are you tryna to CHEAT your way into Stardom? Don’t be clever. Don’t be a liar. And stop touching my damn name. I know you’re obsessed with me and hate me something fierce, but really…. cease and desist from touching my damn name, you silly cats

other names I thought of as I fell asleep this morning – Twyler Timmons and Tiffania Tulbama

~emma ruth

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